even tho I haven't known it for too long, I like how stupid the game can be sometimes

you should try yakuza 0, the best prequel to ever exist

This is John Yakuza, the main protagonist of most of the games, he is a legendary yakuza, since he was the one who started the yakuza, hence the name "John Yakuza", he is also a single father of 37 children spread among the world

He is very irresponsible and decided to fake his death over 10 times just to get away from his children, in every game you have to fight a different children of his that found out about the fake death